serialkillermatthew:

my mom: don’t ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet

me at 12: omg mom do you think i’m really that stupid i would never do that ugh

me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via juicylucyslife)